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Monday, September 22, 2008

The Bean Pledge

we, the members of Bean Clan,
pledge ourselves, to feel the joy of sharing,
regardless of race, language or religion,
to build a democratic clan,
based on justice and equality,
so as to achieve, happiness, prosperity, and progress for the Bean Clan

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Monday, September 22, 2008
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Nowadays, nobody blog, nobody go on MSN, so boring, whole day study study.....................

Now I will tell you 3 things I am going to do after the PSLE:
1. Play
2. Play some more
3. Play again

That's the usual reply people will give, but when I question myself, I don't know what am I going to do. I seriously don't know. The most likely thing is that I would be happy till I am lost for words. Then, I would scream. And when I say scream, I mean scream.

Bye people, going off to study again.
Good Luck for _ _ _ _ (you know the 4 letters, it has appeared for don't know many times even in your dreams this year)

Kim Yao

P.S. If you are P6, and you don't know the 4 letters, then it's over, you person. Cause you are doomed. And your teacher, your principal, is going to kill you with a gun and send you right to heaven. And if you don't know what am I talking about in this post-script, then it's not over, and you are save, cause even I don't get what am I saying nowadays.

I am going mad.

Kim Yao @ Monday, September 22, 2008
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Friday, September 19, 2008

Do you know that there is a kind of person, when they are less vocal then you, and they use the word shut up to end the whole conversation. It would most probably be something like this.

Me : You cannot say that as....
The irritating one : You shut up
Me : You must be.....
The irritating one : Shut up

Then I would get super fed up cause i think that it is plain dumb to do that. It just proves that the irritating one is not as good as you and they would use shut up and deceive themselves by thinking that ' oh I ended the conversation so I won cause the 'opponent' cannot come up with a comeback.' That is super wrongly. The other person would usually stop talking not because the irritating one told him/her too, but as it is pointless to continue the conversation as the other person is childish.

That's what I think.

Goodnight, People
-Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Friday, September 19, 2008
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I delicate this entire blog post...to the Bean Clan!

A New Song
Just now I was eating my bee hoon when i heard the advertisement going
'UIC ar, UIC, 清洁妈妈真开心. '
Then , I was like, why not,
'the Bean Clan ar, the Bean Clan, join 了Bean Clan 真开心!'

And to support Vincent Tay's blog post ( Vincent Tay's blog: http://www.dabeanci.blogspot.com/) , I have come up with a new and improved Bean Clan song. Here goes:

Song for Bean Clan.
Composer: Ong Kim Yao
Original inspiration: Ahn Eun Seong and Vincent Tay

Bean Clan is for everyone,
Bean Clan not a crime,
Bean Clan is a must for all,
Bean clan very good,
Civil Defense and Police, don’t forget Army, they cannot escape and they want to go Bean Clan
Listen fellow Singapore,
Listen carefully
Want to share something with you,
Don’t worry it free
I serve Bean Clan all my life,
This is my story,
Who is singing out of tune?
The name is Mr. Bean!

Some of us active members,
And some run away,
Some of us higher order,
Some are retarded
Mess Boy, Provost and Medic, all have joint Bean Clan,
And at the end of the day
We are nothing but genius!
Kenna watered day and night,
Hope we germinate,
All your friends working full time,
But you are billionaire.
Everyone will join Bean Clan,
And they get first prize,
That is how you do not work
And get to become rich

Listen fellow Singapore, listen carefully,
I will support Bean Clan now,
Hope you not blind to see
Bean Clan is for everyone
Bean Clan not a crime,
Bean Clan is a must for all,
Bean Clan very good,
So prepare to join Bean Clan now,
Or you will regret it.

Adapted from the NS song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3wi2Tt4Pc)

LOL
Will keep you updated.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Friday, September 19, 2008
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

People, now showing 学警出更 last episode, go watch!

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Wednesday, September 10, 2008
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The answer to the previous mystery is......... Your SURNAME.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Wednesday, September 10, 2008
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Friday, September 5, 2008

I have a mountain of homework left to do, and they are
1. Maths Tuition homework(one section B of Pei Hua Presbyterian School and assessment book)
2. Science Tuition Homework(2 pieces of CA2 paper)
3 Chinese Tuition Homework(3 chapters of the assessment book)
4. School Homework(which i dunno is what)

There is no time to lose. Bye people off to do homework.

P.S. I just called the Sony Ericsson shop and they said that my phone is ready for collection. Olay. I shall go after my English tuition, which is either at 5pm or 5.30, i dunno yet coz the teacher said she going for dental appointment.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Friday, September 05, 2008
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Thursday, September 4, 2008

I was doing homewor just now when i suddenly thought of this email that was super funny:

The One

I have one.

You have one.

Your mother uses your father's one.

And your auntie uses your uncle's one.

A married lady would acquire one.

But a divorced lady would lose her one.

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one.

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Chinese usually have short ones.

While the Indian usually have long ones.

Do you have one?

How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred one?

What you are thinking of?

Tell me what are you thinking of on the tagboard, people. The email was sent to me by Ng Hui Ping, so Hui Ping, don't spill the beans.

Answers will be revealed on Sunday.

Kim Yao @ Thursday, September 04, 2008
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

I just came back from the very tiring badminton. At first I was very tempted to go to Regent Park for soccer and badminton, but since it was in open air(not a good condition to play), I decided to go sports hall. I made the correct choice. It was raining the whole day. yay...

My Day:

today was super ordinary during supplementary, nothing special happened. After school I went home, took a shower, and started doing my 30 science mcq. After I finished, I immediately took out my English Bumper to do. And I finished it! Together with Hui Ping. I think we are the only one in class who have finished the Bumper. What a pleasant sense of achievement!

After that, I went for badminton together with Gordon, Darren Lim, Vincent Tay and Eun Seong. Ten Gordon said that his shoes were too friction-less, and he was sliding all the time. Then I suggested changing shoes, which was what we did. Then I was the one sliding all around. I guess that is what you call putting yourself in other people's shoes. Other then that, the badminton session was quite normal also. At least did not stone. ^_^ After that, I went home then Vincent Tay complained that he did not have an umbrella. Since we were going in the same direction, I shared the umbrella with him. I 'escorted' him all the way to the bus interchange then I made my way back. Next, I took my second shower of the day and took the third meal of my day. Then I blog.(which is what I am doing now)

Hmm.... feel to lazy to go down to Junction 8 to collect my phone.Will do it tomorrow.

Bye people. Going to do English tuition homework now.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Wednesday, September 03, 2008
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I think that you should.

Kim Yao @ Tuesday, September 02, 2008
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Napoleon's mother:"son,you can think battle strategies but you can't learn your maths??"

Mona Lisa's mother:"after all that money spent on your braces, that's the biggest smile you can give?

Master Chief mother:"very funny John, now tell me where have you been for the past years?And what is this Green Suit i found in your wardrobe?"

Superman's mother:"Clark,i thought it over,and you can have your own hand phone.Now will you stop spending so much time in those telephone booths?"

Spider man's mother:"Pete, could you please stop drawing on the ceiling?"

Goldilocks's mother:"hey,i have a bill from the bear family about a busted chair,you know anything about this?"

Britney Spears mother:"Britney,keep your hair on!"

Beethoven's mother:"Why do you always fail your listening Comprehension?!"

Qin Shi Huang Di"s mother:"what is that Wall doing outside my house?"

Humpty Dumpty's mother:"For the hundredth time,get down from there!"

Thomas Edison's mother:"Thomas!!!Turn off that light and go to bed!"

Yao Ming's mother:"would you stop looking down on me?"

^_^ so funny

Kim Yao

P.S. The above joke is adapted from Luke Ho's blog

Kim Yao @ Tuesday, September 02, 2008
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Monday, September 1, 2008

The holidays are finally here! The time has come for me, to study and study.(and maybe play)

I just came back from the horrifying Chinese tuition. For your information, I am still chionging my 2 books, and i must complete them by tomorrow. Sad lah....

I tomorrow can go collect my phone already. YAY (they better fix, or i force them to give me new one)

Bye Piglets, will keep you people informed if anything special happens.

Kim Yao

P.S. I cannot wait for the Malacca trip!

Kim Yao @ Monday, September 01, 2008
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D