Mee Siam Mai Hum

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I'm in a really foul mood now.

Just now i pestered my english teacher, the raj, then she told me that i kind of screwed up my english. But she never tell me my grade, then keep me in suspense.
Shit lah.
Then xxx came and taunt me about what "my school today last day" and etc.
Retarded.

Sidetrack : my favourite word now is "cereal".

Cereal Ong

Kim Yao @ Thursday, May 28, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

wah MIA for so long... people out there think i die already

I was probably Missing In Action because of the saddening news around me.

Especially my MSG.
Wah lau damn stupid lah me. People say first term is adapting to new environment, then results not so good also never mind, but i second term liao msg still can hit 3.00 and above one.
Actually is i dunno yet. If my English get B3 that means my MSG is 3.00 exact. And if my English get A1 then my msg 2.60......but my English so -.- one how to get A1..... 慢慢等 ar!!!

I look down on myself after getting C grade for a simple subject like IS..... heart damn pain

And then there's this stupid NPCC. We learn drills learn so fast, for what? No point lah! according to Gordon ar, SJI NPCC already take lance corporal test. But their drills only learn until turning!!!!! learn until turning only also can get promotion?

Oh and the NCOs simply have no sense of time. always releasing us late. Not respecting our schedule. where's your sense of urgency???

And they practice child abuse sia.... make us pump under hot sun, then people's hand pain until like kns, some people even get blisters. Then, all they say is, "sorry, rest assure we will give you more water break" like, what has water got to do with pain?

Oh and Gordon, i no more recreational training already hor. now is all pt. sian.

Oh but I do have some good news.
My Geography improved!!! i got a nice A1 this term. But MSG still very high.
Geography is so much better then History.

Oh and what's this???

Re: Programme for Last Day of School (29 May)
From: NG SEAW CHOON 26-05-09
To: All Students
Gentlemen,
Please note programme for this Friday:
7.25am - 1.20pm: Normal lessons
1.20pm - 1.45pm: Classroom cleaning (Instructions from Mrs Teocc)
1.45pm - 2.15pm: Collection of Term Progress Reports
2.15pm - 3.00pm: Lunch
3.00pm - 5.00pm: CCA
5.00pm: DISMISSAL - "Eat with your family day"

Have a restful and enjoyable summer holiday!

Ng Seaw Choon

Holy shit man! I damn happy now.
NCOs better follow the schedule.... and if they do...
I WILL GET RELEASED AT 5.00pm!!!!
WOO HOO.

NCOs, in your face.

CDT ONG KIM YAO
SECONDARY ONE SQUAD

Kim Yao @ Tuesday, May 26, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

School is starting to get disgusting....
especially for failures like me.
haiz.....

got 73 -> A2 for geography. Not bad lah.
But......
History got 65-> B3 ????? what the hell.
then total grade for integrated humanities is
73+65 = 138
138/2 = 69
B3???
wah lau eh??
unfair lah 1 mark away only
i dun care liao when i get back my geography paper it self i going to ask for more marks.
so can get ...... A2

so now it's:
1. A1 (math)
2. A1 (Chinese)
3. B3 (integrated humanities) (like shit lah)
4. C5 (IS) (like shit even more)
5. C6 (English predicted score - worst case scenario)
6. C6 (science predicted score - worst case scenario)

MSG = (1 + 1+ 3 +5 + 6 + 6) / 6
= 3.67
OMG so freaking high.
but if my IH can get A2 then different story.......
(1 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 6 +6) / 6
= 3.5

so 3.67 is worst case scenario.
best case scenario.....
(1 + 1 + 3 + 5 + 1 + 1) / 6
= 2.00

BUT SCIENCE HOW TO GET A1?????
it's ridiculous.

I am an epic failure.

Kim Yao(the epic failure)

Kim Yao @ Thursday, May 14, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Today sucked. Imma gonna complain again.

I got back my result for IS and what was it.... 59 -> C5?
Last term i got like.... 74 -> A2?

WAH LAU EH.
stupid C++.
HTML so much better.
and now my msg is screwed.
because of one useless subject.
why can't they just give us home econs instead of this.
I mean, everyone's going to cook at least once in a lifetime.
But not everyone will do programming right???

RETARDED.
And i probably will get something like C6 for science or lower cause there was not enough time during the science test and that chu-chia wei ling said she didn't care.
actually she doesn't care about anything
she told us that

3.6km = 3600m
is the wrong way of presenting. then she say that this is correct:
3.6km x 1000 = 3600m

but that is ridiculous because if you think about it in a logical way, it is wrong
3.6km x 1000 = 3600km.
anyone dare to say that it is wrong?
3600km = 3600000m
anyone dare to say that it is wrong?

then 3600000m and 3600m where got same?
then we point out her mistake then she not happy and flare up.
-.-

and tomorrow is NAPFA retest.
sure fail like shit.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Wednesday, May 13, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Monday, May 11, 2009

This sucks.
I'm having my napfa retest this thursday morning.
Confirm die liao.
Imma gonna fail it again.
Then go back again during holidays.
omg.
fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

Kim Yao @ Monday, May 11, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

2 weeks ago i was at Bugis with Gordon buying someone(let's call him "x") a gift.

After arriving there, there's was this "the wallet shop" so i thought of getting x a wallet then Gordon suddenly tell me " z (i know who but don't want to put names, just call that person "z" ) already bought a wallet for him"

Do note that he said ALREADY BOUGHT, so that means i buy again ar:
1. inappropriate (usually you wouldn't carry 2 wallets at the same time, right?)
2. my idea is no longer original
3. x might think that I am a copy cat.

Then now, after forking out $20-odd bucks, I got x a bag. And that was the shared cost for me and Gordon, so it's very 0_0

Then now i found out that z actually haven't buy the wallet yet, and z only bought it like...yesterday?
So if i bought it:
1. my idea was original
2. if z buy that means z copy me, and not i copy z

Once again, I was mislead by Gordon.
-_-

* I'm going to be enthu now. Cause I damn scared cannot finish my tuition homework
Kim Yao.

Kim Yao @ Sunday, May 10, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I'm going to make a dumb post now despite my workload. hahaz

Some people say that showing off is healthy.
Actually is not.
I shall now talk about the bad points about showing off.

1. It makes some people complacenent.
See ar, if you score well for a test (lucky only ar) , then you never study, then you hao lian like siao, something like that is going to happen.

Seng: "eh, Beng ar, you got A1 is it?"
Beng: "upper then? my science damn pro one mah!"

then you go around telling this to everyone then people worship you. Then the next test you do the same thing - don't study. Then this time you not so lucky and you scored C6. Then people will think you bull shit. Which brings you to my second point about embaressment.

2. It makes you embaress in some cases
You see:
never study -> get bad marks -> people think you bullshit -> pai seh.

If you still don't understand, I know why people think you bull shit already.

The good points now......
1. You must be quite pro
If you not pro, then where got things to show off at all? But please don't understand me. There are people who are nubs and they show off. They got depression lah. Look at the following quote.

"Gibsons and their lookalikes tend to show off even if they are total shits. This is one way of identifying the gibson-like. For more information, please flip to pg 354."
- Quotation from 'The gib-cyclopedia", illustrated and written by Ong Kim Yao.

2. It makes some people work even harder.
You get good marks -> get worship -> like the feeling -> work harder to keep the worshippers there.

If you cannot get this ar, I confirm you don't have worshippers.

3. If you show off, that means you not hypocrite.
Hypocrite means ar, you act humble, then go very extreme, then be come hpyocrite. So show off a bit, have benifits lah.

But I still recommend that you don't show off. Cause
you get A1 -> some weird gangster gets C6 -> you showoff -> he not happy -> you get bashed up.
Oh and you will be labelled aas the "action guy" for the rest of the school years.
That reminds me of someone.
Who ar? Who ar?
Someone green, bread-ly, and action.
but cannot remember liao.
Remembering too much things like distance = speed x time

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Tuesday, May 05, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Wah piang... I am going to mark this day by calling it.....
The Great Rush

1. Math Test
For this term my math grade will be the average of 3 test marks this term. But since those other 2 i did quite well this one I get B4 and above can hit A1 already. But still need to study.
Deadline: tomorrow

2. IS mini test (IS is some weird computer skills. C++ programme.)
Okay I don't care about IS one lah, so extra. Like everyone will use C++ when they grow up. But, it is still a TEST. So must look through my lesson notes. (but most likely I don't. this is last priority)
deadline: tomorrow

3. NPCC Total Defense Bronze badge test
I have flunk it before, and I am not prepared to do it again. MUST look through previous test and history test book. But if really fail then cannot help it lor.
deadline: tomorrow

4. NPCC uniform stuff
Wah piang.... must iron, iron there, polish here, polish there. And the worst thing is I will only get my uniform and shoe polish tomorrow. And if tomorrow I still have NPCC training ar, gg. (gg technically means die liao)
deadline: Thursday.

5. tuition homework
damn pro ar this thing.... every time i chong last minute one. But this week I think I also gg in this aspect liao.

zzzzzzz.
I will cheer at the end of this week. Cause I will be surprise I am not dead.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Tuesday, May 05, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Told you May 19 is a very nice day.

1. Swearing-in ceremony for NPCC at St. Joseph, which means I get to see Gordon in his uniform. haha
2. shinee's comeback(according to hui ping)
3. eve of caleb's birthday

But the bad things about it:
1. it's a schooling day.
2. it's a schooling day.
3. it's a schooling day.

wah lau eh. last year it was vesak day leh.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Sunday, May 03, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Here's what, I'm going to give you 1 more chance.
Cause I'm touched/ impressed or whatever you call it.
You better not ruin it this time.
I'm going to accept and trust you like I did before, and let's see what will happen this time.
It's never too late. :)

This is a hint, if you don't get it, too bad.
Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Saturday, May 02, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Some times I think that I am super stupid and dumb and gay.

Why am I such a failure?

I failed NAPFA.
I failed projects day.
I failed to get an MSG of 3.00 for term 1.
I failed to make decisions.
I didn't know what I want.
And I lose all choices.

That's so very gay. And now, I am stuck at home with a Chinese assignment, math worksheet, and revision for literature test on Monday.

If I had said yes just now, I wouldn't be so bored.

What had prompted me to say no?
Why didn't I say yes?
What was I afraid of?

..... Once again, I am confused.

Scary people I have met in my life (in ranking)
1. GSTLS (only I and Gordon knows who is this hahaz)
2. GST (not known to many)
3. Ms Chan
4. the raj, my retarded form teacher
5. NCOs in NPCC
6. Vincent Lo (变风，变雨)
7. People with extreme mood swings

I hope swine flu comes to Singapore by tomorrow and school gets suspended.
I hope and I wish.

But I grin when I think about the fact that Percy Jackson: The last Olympian is going to be released soon. In May.

Since it is the 5th and the last book, it better be nice and give me a nice ending.
Otherwise I will get more depressed.

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Saturday, May 02, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D