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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I'm going to make a dumb post now despite my workload. hahaz

Some people say that showing off is healthy.
Actually is not.
I shall now talk about the bad points about showing off.

1. It makes some people complacenent.
See ar, if you score well for a test (lucky only ar) , then you never study, then you hao lian like siao, something like that is going to happen.

Seng: "eh, Beng ar, you got A1 is it?"
Beng: "upper then? my science damn pro one mah!"

then you go around telling this to everyone then people worship you. Then the next test you do the same thing - don't study. Then this time you not so lucky and you scored C6. Then people will think you bull shit. Which brings you to my second point about embaressment.

2. It makes you embaress in some cases
You see:
never study -> get bad marks -> people think you bullshit -> pai seh.

If you still don't understand, I know why people think you bull shit already.

The good points now......
1. You must be quite pro
If you not pro, then where got things to show off at all? But please don't understand me. There are people who are nubs and they show off. They got depression lah. Look at the following quote.

"Gibsons and their lookalikes tend to show off even if they are total shits. This is one way of identifying the gibson-like. For more information, please flip to pg 354."
- Quotation from 'The gib-cyclopedia", illustrated and written by Ong Kim Yao.

2. It makes some people work even harder.
You get good marks -> get worship -> like the feeling -> work harder to keep the worshippers there.

If you cannot get this ar, I confirm you don't have worshippers.

3. If you show off, that means you not hypocrite.
Hypocrite means ar, you act humble, then go very extreme, then be come hpyocrite. So show off a bit, have benifits lah.

But I still recommend that you don't show off. Cause
you get A1 -> some weird gangster gets C6 -> you showoff -> he not happy -> you get bashed up.
Oh and you will be labelled aas the "action guy" for the rest of the school years.
That reminds me of someone.
Who ar? Who ar?
Someone green, bread-ly, and action.
but cannot remember liao.
Remembering too much things like distance = speed x time

Kim Yao

Kim Yao @ Tuesday, May 05, 2009
"Sorry also must exprain"
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Hello Uncle...Bah Chor Mee one. I want chilli plus tur Kwa plus can I watch your CCTV playback of Jeff Lopez...=D